Universal Balance

Now Hiring: Orbit Architect
Location: Very Remote

Responsibilities:
Adjust mass, distance, and speed of celestial bodies.
Balance gravity between suns, planets, and black holes.
Prevent planetary drift, collisions, or catastrophic failure.
Survive at least 30 seconds with as many planets as possible.
Earn stars based on system stability and survival rate.

Requirements:
None (We are very desperate)

Benefits:
Competitive wages (This is more of an internship)
Satisfaction of mastering the forces of the universe